I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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