Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I would fuck him just for his dog
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
