There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
