Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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