Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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