some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He did a backflip because drugs
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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