My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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