How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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