Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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