so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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