I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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