she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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