I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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