K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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