The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
i believe in u and ur pee
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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