...so i touched it.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
