Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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