was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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