I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
