Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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