Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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