Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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