and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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