you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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