you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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