the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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