they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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