perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Drake has all the answers
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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