So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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