She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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