The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
well you can't waste a boner
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I touched a dick in church today
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