got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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