how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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