Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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