So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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