3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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