Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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