just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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