I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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