super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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