the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i've created a new STD.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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