quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You are the jesus of drinking
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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