im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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