I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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