Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I have aggressive nipples.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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