The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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