apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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