do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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