Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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