David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Boobs are out for the taking
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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