did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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