so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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