just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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